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<strong>Subject:</strong><br />why you didn't get at top tier bid<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Here is a simple calculation that you can do to better understand why you didn’t get a Top Tier bid. Fratty Ranking Equation: Take your age and multiply it by your year in school (1-4) Take that number and divide by the ranking of the house you really wanted a bid from at uscfraternityrankings.tumblr (1-4) Texting Ranking Equation: Then count the number of times you text your mom in a typical seven day period. Also count the number of texts you receive from your mom in that same seven day period. Combine these numbers of texts together and multiply by your year in school (1-4). Which number is greater? If your Texting Ranking Equation is more than your Fratty Ranking Equation you have no chance of ever joining a top tier house except maybe Lambda. If your Text Ranking Equation is excessive, stop replying to your mom immediately. Do yourself a favor and tell her you need space to find yourself before cutting her off or she may call DPS and have you hunted down. Better Understanding your Fratty Ranking Equation: Range of 30 or below: You may just be shooting too high Range of 31 to 65: You may just be too late Range of 66 up: You are clearly too old. Unless you can pull an “Old Blue” card at Phi Psi