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<strong>Subject:</strong><br />The UNC Chapel Hill Sororities as Drinks <br /><br /> Poster Message:
Alpha Delta Pi (ADPi) – Classic Margarita Safe, predictable, and honestly, a bit basic. ADPi is the girl who’s always there, but don’t expect any wild nights or surprises. They’re nice, but they’re the equivalent of a "plain Jane" at the party. Alpha Chi Omega (AXO) – Well Vodka Red Bull Rejected from the top houses and desperately trying to stay relevant. AXO’s chugging well vodka and Red Bull like it’s going to make them the life of the party, but it’s clear they’re trying way too hard to fit in. Alpha Phi (APhi) – Long Island Iced Tea Loud, flashy, and trying way too hard. APhi might have a strong presence, but they’re not exactly the “classy” drink. Delta Delta Delta (Tri Delta) – Piña Colada Fun, loud, and all about the vibes. Tri Delt is the girl who knows how to have a good time and isn’t afraid to show it. Kappa Alpha Theta (Kappa) – Champagne Classy, but sometimes too stuck up for their own good. Kappa’s that girl who’s all about appearances, but deep down, they're not as approachable as they think they are. Kappa Delta (KD) – Mocktail Sweet, fake, and trying to keep it “clean” for religious reasons. KD’s that girl who acts all innocent and pure, but when the real party starts, she’s too busy trying to be perfect to actually have fun. Pi Beta Phi (Pi Phi) – Vodka Cranberry Reliable, maybe a little basic, but you know they’ll always be there for the fun. Pi Phi is the drink you can count on when the party’s starting to chill. Phi Mu (Phi Mu) – Mai Tai Fun, carefree, and knows how to make things interesting. Phi Mu’s all about good vibes and keeping things fresh. Zeta Tau Alpha (ZTA) – Bud Light in a Red Solo Cup Basic, low-effort, and always there. ZTA is kind of the girl who shows up to the party but doesn’t really stand out among the crowd. Chi Omega (Chi O) – Whiskey Sour Bitter, dramatic, and loves to stir the pot. Chi O’s the girl who talks a big game but is low-key full of herself. They thrive off drama and gossip, but no one’s really buying the "good girl" act they’re trying to pull off.