If deemed necessary, reported comments will be removed within 7 - 10 days but usually sooner. Please submit this report ONLY if you STRONGLY believe this needs to be removed. Multiple illegitimate reports slow down the administrative process of removing the actual and more seriously unfavorable content.

Poster Name:
Hi Steve!

Poster Message:
You lucky awesome guy! Because you are so impressive, here's a rush tip for you. When you go through rush at whatever school you decide, be sure to tell every brother at every house which schools made you offers and that you got perfect scores. They will bid you on the spot, I promise. And tell all the girls too because nothing will get you laid faster than that. Welcome to college, Steve!