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Theta til I die

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />why i am proud to be a theta for life<br /><br /> Poster Message:
I see so many people making up being a Theta on this board to make fun of us. I found a poem about why real Thetas at Yale are proud to belong to this great organization: "DATE A THETA" When my son first left for college, his dad gave him advice for life: you can date each and every Kappa But bring home a THETA for a wife. You can party with the Tri-Delts, and it's fine to date a Zeta, but when it's time to marry, be sure to find a THETA Chi O's can be on your agenda, and Pi Phi's are fun for a date, but never, ever forget that you'll want a THETA as your mate. We want you to enjoy your college years and give all the sororities a spin. But never buy a ring unless KAPPA ALPHA THETA is on her pin. During your four years of college, you'll go from one house to another, but take the advice of your smiling ol'dad and bring home a THETA to your mother.