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Rankings Spring 2015!!

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Alpha Epsilon Phi- AEPhi Girls tie shoes like no others! If you ask an AEPhi to tie your shoe, you bet can she doesn't use bunny ears. But you do not want to see an AEPhi jump rope. Seriously. Alpha Omicron Pi- They LOVE carrot cake. AOPi's biggest event is their annual Carrot Cake Competition (CCC). Many AOPis are also skilled underwater pizzas. Alpha Phi- Girls in Alpha Phi are OBSESSED with frogs! If you don't like frogs you might feel out of place. They also like deer but definitely not owls. I repeat: do not wear owl apparel or paraphernalia when meeting an Alpha Phi. Delta Gamma- Girls in DG drink 8 glasses of water every day. Reputation as toenail cutters. Chi Omega- Literally every one of these girls owns a sweater or a winter coat. I mean seriously, what's up with that? Rumor has it most of them wear shirts as well. Kappa Delta- Go KD, and get great at navigating! These girls are awesome with a GPS. Just don't ask her to close a window! Kappa Kappa Gamma- All of them are scientologists. Don't fall for it at rush. Kindly decline their pamphlets. But they love miso soup! Pi Beta Phi- Pi Phi Golf Carts at your service! That's right, if you see a girl wearing a San Diego Padres jersey and driving a golf cart around campus, she's most likely a Pi Phi. Definitely read up on golf cart trends and Padres stats if you plan on rushing Pi Phi.