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<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Mathematically correct srat ranks<br /><br /> Poster Message:
An ode to whoever’s throwing their money around to delete posts instead of doing kind things to simply not have a bad rep (100 upvotes, 10 down at the last count) Sisterhood (20% importance because determines how much gossip frats hear/ member retention rate/ how happy girls are to be there) Aphi, kd Dz, kappa G phi, tri delt Theta, pi phi Looks (15% importance, unfortunately does play into rankings bc frat guys prioritize for party invites) Aphi Tri delt kd, kappa, dz Pi phi, g phi, theta Friendliness to others at parties (20% importance because feeds into house rep as much as sisterhood) Aphi, kd, dz Kappa G phi Pi phi Tri delt Theta Clout (about 45% importance because it’s difficult to challenge the status quo) Theta Pi phi Aphi G phi, kd Tri delt Kappa Dz In conclusion the following rankings for this next fall quarter are (yes excel was used with each category getting a weighted sum across each tier): Aphi (4.85) Kd (4.1) Theta (3.7) Pi Phi (3.65) G phi (3.15) Kappa (2.8) Tri Delt (2.6) Dz (2.5) Which pretty much reflects what everyone ranks anyways/including predictions for ffr 2020, but thought I’d lay it out