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Poster Name:
Quaranting

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Fraternity Superlatives 2019-2020<br /><br /> Poster Message:
This is unbiased, I am friends with guys in each fraternity. Take what is said with a grain of salt and don't get your panties in a twist because this is meant to be funny. Please feel free to make Sorority Superlatives. Most Likely to Ask, "Where's My Hug?" - Phi Delta Theta - They're that guy friend that likes you a little too much, but you don't want to be rude and tell him to back off. He thinks he has a chance but really you just keep him around for the attention. Most Likely to be a Simp - Delta Tau Delta - Most of these guys just want a nice pawg to settle down with. You haven't talked to the right Delts if none have simped over you yet. They will make a nice trophy husband at some point in their life. Most Likely to Not be Known by Anyone - Phi Gamma Delta (FIJI) - Ladies, you know that moment when your sister tells you she's started seeing a guy. If he was a fiji, she probably started off along the lines, "You probably don't know him, he's a FIJI". She ends up being right, you don't know him because who actually knows any FIJIs? Most Likely to Send a, "Haha Wyd?" Text at 2am - Kappa Sigma - If you've talked to a Kappa Sig, you've gotten this text. He will talk up his stroke game and eventually get you to go over even though the last time you went over he lasted a total of 5 minutes Most Diverse Aesthetics - Pi Kappa Phi - Whether you want an indie gaslighter that will tell you how superior his music/film taste is to yours even though y'all have the exact same taste or a country boy that makes pledges buy boots, they have it all! Most Likely to Tell People "We HaVE thE BeSt pARtiEs" When in Reality They Don't - Chi Phi - The last time you were at a Chi Phi party you were probably disappointed, if you weren't it's either bc you were making out with one of them or you like EDM. Most Ignored Fraternity - Sigma Alpha Epsilon - Despite having nice and attractive guys in their chapter, they just can't seem to come up in the ranks. Y'all will have your time, just not anytime soon.