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<strong>Subject:</strong><br />The Ultimate UTK Fraternity Power Rankings<br /><br /> Poster Message:
The "Frat Gods" Tier – Future Finance Bros & Campus Royalty: ΣΑΕ–Probably own more pastel shorts and boat shoes than an actual Vineyard Vines store. Will call their dad for bail money before calling an Uber. ΣΝ–Equal parts charming and chaotic. Half the chapter is either dating a sorority president or getting kicked out of a tailgate. No in-between. ΣΧ–have you ever seen a group of guys more convinced they are the main characters? Great parties,but good luck finding a guy who responds to your texts after. The "Legends of the Tailgate" Tier – Beer Pong Olympians: ΚΣ–Knows every bouncer in Knoxville on a first-name basis. You’re either best friends with them or banned from their house. FIJI–The ultimate "I know a guy" fraternity. You need VIP wristbands? You need someone to fix your parking ticket? They got you. Pike–Will shotgun a beer at any given moment. The frat to join if you want to be that guy at every function. The "Country Boy Can Survive" Tier – Wrangler Jeans & Whiskey: ΑΓΡ–Have definitely driven a tractor to class at least once. Thinks cowboy boots are appropriate for any occasion. Lambda Chi–The chillest guys, somehow always grilling. No one knows how they pass their classes, but they always do. The "Bible Study & Beer" Tier – Either Genius or Complete Chaos ΒΥΧ–The “we love Jesus, but not the jungle juice” frat. Phi Tau–You’ve heard of them, but can you name a single brother? The mysterious yet somehow always-there frat. The "Cargo Shorts & Energy Drinks" Tier – Try Hard, Party Harder: Pi Kapp–You either love them or have been personally victimized by their house parties. No middle ground.The "freshmen are carrying them" frat. Beta–Have the cleanest house on campus, but no one is really sure what they do in there. ΦΣΚ–The guys who still think yelling "SEND IT" is funny in 2025. They will, in fact, send it. Phi Psi–The human embodiment of a Monster Energy drink. High energy, high chaos. The "Wait, That’s a Fraternity?" Tier – The Underground Kings: FarmHouse–Literally a fraternity named FarmHouse. Enough said. ΔΚΕ–The historical frat where half the chapter probably has a trust fund and the other half is planning their political career. ΑΕPi–The under-the-radar frat. No one really knows what’s going on, but they seem to be vibing. ΔΧ–Their name sounds cool, but what do they actually do? Mystery status: Unsolved. ΘΧ–The kings of “bro, trust me.” Somehow always in the middle of something but never fully involved. Delta Upsilon–If you meet one, it’s a rare sighting. Might be in a secret society for all we know. Delt–Feels like they should be way bigger than they are, but they’re just kinda there.