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Long Island and Jersey are where dreams go to die with endless strip malls, terrible accents, and neighborhoods full of gaudy McMansions pretending to be luxury. Your dads are drowning in debt trying to flex on a leased Range Rover while your moms gossip at the nail salon about who cheaped out on their knockoff Tuscan columns. No matter how far south you run, you can’t outrun the reputation of living in the capital of tacky and mediocre. Also known as Trashcanistan, the land of turnpike tolls, spray-painted overpasses, and people who think tunnel bridge is an actual personality trait.