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<strong>Subject:</strong><br />god-ordained sorority & frat rank<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Fellow greek sisters and brothers. Jesus himself came to me in a dream to offer me deliverance from my state of ignorance and bring me to the ultimate truth. This rank is more traditional with consideration for social presence beyond parties, like drinking society membership and historical / alumni relevance. Switches among the groupings are debatable, using that like slashes. Frats: DKE - Darties, late nights, eli/tilka Elmo - Go hard. Wealthy, "diverse," eli/tilka Hall - Loaded. Best darties. tilka Zete - late nights. sick. eli Kappa Sig - off the grid lately, southern. eli Chi Phi - tall guys. next to the top frat (serp) KA - paddys. lowkey/spontaneous. eli SAE - good darties. mixers. Phi Psi - that big house with the lacrosse sticks Fiji - tailgates. first years. probably know how to make really good salad Sig Chi - most likely to wear concealer. nice house but far PiKA - wild. will be dope when their house is fixed. tilka Sammy - New Yorkers. go pretty hard allegedly. Beta - I tripped walking by beta but the softness cushioned me Phi Society - lol jk Sororities: Tridelt - hot, most fun, chill, partiers. Pi Phi - hot, chillest, also fun Kappa - southern, rich, good looking. Theta - most likely to uber to class ^all thursdays DG - hot. fun. traditionally sororityty APhi - blondes AXO - outgoing, fun and diverse ZTA - uh don't know much, Jesus didn't explain DZ - haven't met one that wasn't cool ADPi - cute girls. classy. KD - they seem nice SK - wait maybe it was SK that seemed nice SSS - might be my personal favorite of this row Gphi - I am a guy I don't know a lot about every sorority take this half of the rankings with a grain of salt I guess Just kidding this should be written in stone.\n\n\n\n\n