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Poster Name:
Brosiden

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />how to get a bid<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Whats up you little freshmen so I keep getting asked about how to become a frat star well today is your lucky day cause I'm here to give you the answer. The first thing you need to do is go in your closet grab everything and burn it with fire. Step two you need to go to your closest VV and nab some nice button downs and remember to keep in mind the bigger the whale the cooler the guy. Now I need you guys to grab some boat shoes and shorts that show of your glorious thighs. Now that you look the look I need you to walk the walk. If you have a little brother make sure to degrade the living crap out of him and maybe waterboard him a bit... nothing is too extreme. Get your beer shotgunning time to under 5 seconds and make sure you can do multiple ones in a row. This is the first of a five part series I'll post more later, oh and work on your bows and toes I expect tip top shape from you future pledges. - Pledge Master Randy