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Poster Name:
re sammy incident

Poster Message:
One of their rushes decided to stand on the rail of their porch and mock Jesus by doing the crucifix pose. Within seconds, through divine intervention, a strong gust of wind sent him tumbling from his perch. He was rescued by Phi Delts setting up Christmas Lights at their frat house next door.