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yeah, no

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The Onion uses satire for humor.It is not real. View it again. If you honestly think it is real, then you are extremely dense. Or wanting to believe the stereotype. Why did they pick OSU? Who knows. One of their humorists must have some connection here. Or is an evil UMichigander hoping to make OSU/Greeks look bad. I smell conspiracy. Big conspiracy.