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Poster Name:
Fratlin Roosevelt

Poster Message:
I was walking down 15th and Indianola with this girl I met at the O, who we shall call Urethra Franklin. I looked up this long, tender green stretch of land and notice a fraternity house resembling that of the White House(the house the president lives in). Immediately I grabbed Urethra by the head and walked up to the porch. On the porch, I was startled when a brother that looked like a porcupine/hedgehog was smoking a tobacco cigarette. He said that they were partying "out back". As I walked back, I noticed that the water faucet was on and was steadily leaking warm water down all over the place, something Urethra and me did later that night. But was most disturbing were these young men. They were listening to "Teenage Dream", playing beer pong by themselves, and playing basketball with a ball about the size of a basketball. I also heard this "Oh-oh-oh" song. You know that one song that has a bunch of OH-oOh's in it...it was that song. And they were all wearing these sweaters, probably