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Poster Name:
DTD hopeful

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Is my crust enough? <br /><br /> Poster Message:
Hi All, I am interested in pledging to the brotherhood of Delta Tau Delta, but am concerned about turning in my bid in person. To gain DTD's favor I have been marinating myself nightly in a bath of my own piss to develop a crust suitable for a brother in DTD. Currently, I cannot move due to the crust that has accrued on my limbs, but my roommates refuse to help me stand up and leave our room. Will they still accept me if I call in? I do not want to ruin my delectable crust and the pungent smell I've cultivated. Please notice me, crusty-senpais!