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Dum C Umpster

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />fall 1876 frat/sorority rankings<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Lambda: First fraternity established... mostly inhale ether amongst themselves KDR: Been rumored to let their maidens lie with other men SPE: These gentlemen have large rapiers TKE: A gypsy woman wanders market street muttering of their demise... AXO/Kappa: Fine ladies with child bearing hips, many come from families of industry barons... hard to please but have large dowries Chi O: These women can plow a field faster than an ox, with the libido twice as high! (Will do anything for one straw penny) Theta: Neither have dowries nor strength of ox... wenches in the utmost sense Delta Gamma: Can beat an egg, but won't beat your gentleman's sausage. Well-suited for wifehood (with a ChiOx on the side!)