definitive ranking

THE REAL RANKINGS:

TOP TIER
Chik-fil-a sauce: Classic. Delicious. Impossible to dislike. Tastes good on everything. It needs to be sold in gallon containers because this glorious sauce is perfection
Polynesian sauce: Sweet! Not as popular as chik-fil-a sauce, but tastes second-to-none on waffle fries and is delicious on everything else

MIDDLE TIER
BBQ: because honestly, who doesn't like bbq sauce? Lovely, sweet barbecue sauce, it just can't compete with top tier sauces
Honey mustard: pretty good, if you like honey mustard. No complaints.

BOTTOM TIER
Ranch: only tastes good on the spicy chicken sandwich. Cheap ranch anyway. If you REALLY want ranch, you're better off just buying yourself a bottle of hidden valley
Buffalo: does anyone actually like this?