The Real Fraternity Rank

Fr if I see one more post by a lambda or phi delt imma lose it

You go kappa sig if you’re from the delta, you go sigma chi if you get a bid or have a connection or if they’re fruity rush chairs think you’re hot
You go sae if you want the worst possible reputation on campus, but they do have a good time
You go pi kapp if you have a buddy in pi kapp and you dgaf
All the rest are irrelevant
You go pike if you party but are just normal and also want the sae rep
You go ka if you’re a little bit country and a lot a bit hardcore
You go fiji if you party but are just a little fruity
You go phi delt if they trick you into thinking they party
You go lambda if you’re mid and you don’t think you can handle hazing