true statements about sororities
by: Apupnamedgrady
KD - they have to pick out their future nursing homes before they get alumni status. They literally make their girls start saving for retirement the moment they get initiated.
Chi O - they pump an artificial scent of freshly mown grass into their house. If you ever notice an aromatic lawny smell in class, it's probably a chi o!
DG - they make their members memorize a Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies routine each year. If they are having an 80s swap, you can bet they are putting on their yearly performance.
Pi phi - their members get fined for buying those cheap off brand crayons that will barely write on paper. Nothing but crayola for these girls.
Phi mu - these girls have to wash all of their clothes in dreft baby detergent. It is a strict rule for these ladies. I don't mind because they leave the laundromat smelling like a baby!
Adpi - they have one of every ty beanie baby ever made in their basement. New members have to memorize the names and birthdays of each beanie baby. Great memories these girls have.
Ddd - These girls all have clear water beds with Lisa frank dolphins and glitter floating in them. These ladies will never have to worry about getting sea sick on a cruise after years of sleeping on those beds.
Zta - once a week these members get together for a night of dining on kid cuisines. They can't get enough of those TV dinners made for kids that your mom used to buy af Kroger. Then they take turns applying the temp tats included.
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