why i as a gdi wont ever rush a fraternity here

these sucked. some of them were accurate but dont worry man ill fix them for you..

I wanna go Kappa Sig but I don't act black.

I wanna go Pi Kapp but roid rage isnt cool.

I wanna go KA but I'd rather not join a fraternity of fake rednecks.

I wanna go Sig Chi but I think id like join someone without completely empty parties.

I wanna go SAE but I'd rather earn my letters instead of go through a 3 day pledgeship before initiation. i could just call nationals and hold my fraternity hostage for trying to give us what is probably the softest pledgship at southern.

I wanna go ATO but I'm not an ATL douchebag.

I wanna go Delt but I'm straight.

I wanna go Sig Nu but Id prefer a relevant fraternity.

there, i sh8tted on everyone unbiasedly even my own fraternity. youre welcome.