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this is what we know

by: yup

From time to time I like to do a recap of everything I learned on Greek Rank in the last week. What is so troubling is that this website has my brain in its crosshairs and I fear I won't survive. But this is what we know:
1. Nursing is the one true calling. All other majors are worthless because they rarely allow you to be bathed in blood.
2. There are people on this site who don't think Mizzou's Journalism School is any good.
3. There are business majors on this site who don't know who Peter Lynch is.
4. There are people on this site who think getting accepted into an Ivy League school is easy, and that anyone who is smart should have gone to Harvard instead of Mizzou.
5. There are people on this site who spend hours of every day saying insulting things about anyone who has pride in the college they chose to attend.
6. There is a nursing major on this site who thinks journalism majors just stand in front of a camera and make up s h it -- and that it takes neither talent nor brains to do it.
7. There is a journalism major on this site who spends much too much time commenting.
8. That journalism major spends only slightly less time commenting than the nursing major who says her major is more difficult than any other even though she doesn't even have to study for exams this week.
9. There is a person on this site who thinks anyone who types DDD instead of TriDelt can't possibly go to this school because no one at this school would ever in a million years do that.

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#1  by: Real   
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Ps the journalism major commented twenty times more. She replied to every single comment that told her the j school here wasn't that hard to get into. Which its not. More than half the students who apply get accepted. And the ones who don't can appeal and still get accepted later. In the end mostly everyone who wants to gets in. The nursing school actually is pretty tough to get into. They only accept a certain number (a little over 100 is it per year?) and there's tons of applicants. I'm not saying it's better or the best thing ever okay? But yeah they don't have as much room to just let everyone in at some point like journalism. They don't have enough faculty, lab room, etc. They can't. You can apply twice and if you don't get in you dont get a nursing degree from mizzou. So, although perhaps not as renown as the j school, they are more selective yes.

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by: I thinkDec 17, 2015 4:28:43 PM

We got this message the first 17 times you posted it.

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by: ^^Dec 17, 2015 4:36:31 PM

The nursing acceptance rate is almost 70%!! Not selective get over it! Neither is j-school which is also over 50%. However, j-school is in fact more selective, numbers don't lie.

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by: Don't forgetDec 17, 2015 6:53:52 PM

Also let's remember it gets really high marks on some obscure ranking no one has ever heard of because it's REALLY CHEAP. It's the best program money can't buy.

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by: Funny and sadDec 17, 2015 7:44:17 PM

I've been dropping in from time to time this week and find all of this fascinating. Is anyone else amused, as I am, that there is a person who dares to compare the Missouri J-School, which is the oldest and most respected in the nation (if not the world), with a nursing school that barely cracks the Top 50 in a legitimate ranking. It's not about how hard it is to get in to a school, it's what you do when you graduate. And publications involving Missouri grads have earned more Pulitzers than any other school. There isn't a major news outlet in the nation that doesn't have a Mizzou grad on its staff. The same cannot be said for the nursing school.

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#2  by: I think   
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't EVERY nursing program across the nation difficult to get into?

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by: Lol noDec 17, 2015 8:04:26 PM

You require only a 3.0 for the everrrr so prestigious mizzou nursing.

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by: Really?Dec 17, 2015 11:10:14 PM

That's also the required gpa for the jschool as well. 3.0.

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by: KDec 17, 2015 11:16:41 PM

Who is the idiot who keeps saying 70% of applicants get accepted?? Where's your statistic for that? Because that's extremely far from true. There are SO many applicants and only so many spots because the schools not that big. So yes it's extremely difficult to get into and you have to be an outstanding student. No, for gods sake it doesn't mean the nursing program at mizzou is the best thing ever and better than the j school. It merely means there's simply not as many spots because there's not as many teachers, which realistically is kind of a bad thing on the nursing schools part. So they have to be more selective. The j school has tons of amazing top notch teachers who want to teach and can therefore accommodate more students and be more lenient with who they admit. Does that make sense idiots? So many of my amazing, talented friends were rejected from the nursing school while most of my friends who wanted to go journalism were lucky enough to be able to. And just to reiterate, I am NOT saying the nursing school is better ok. It just simply does not have the same faculty to student ratio that the jschool has so they have no choice but to reject so many people.

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by: WellDec 17, 2015 11:56:31 PM

I don't know about you, but I don't think there are many nursing schools who are interested in taking B or C students. Do you want someone assisting in an ER who can figure out how much lidocaine to administer only 80% of the time? Or someone who can't multiply a 15-second pulse to get the overall heart rate? What makes those people who can't get all A's think they should be a factor in life or death situations. And when push comes to shove its all about graduates passing the boards anyway.

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by: AnswerDec 18, 2015 8:26:44 AM

The statistic came from petersons.com they specialize in college statistics. Also the j school does have a crappy average, the only (semi) prestigious program (I've heard of) at mizzou would be business. Also 3.0-3.5 is the average for people entering mizzou's nursing program. Would we prefer to have smarter nurses? Yes, but those in the science field with 4.0's tend to lean towards more prestigious jobs. And a lot of nurses end up doing more dirty work than "assisting surgeons" but keep dreaming!

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by: ReallyDec 18, 2015 1:13:58 PM

Business? Prestigious? That's pretty funny considering the school was once named after one of the most corrupt scions of business who almost single-handedly brought Enron down, putting thousands out of work and costing hundreds of thousands of people their life savings. But, hey, you just keep thinking that.

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by: ^Dec 18, 2015 2:24:37 PM

The acceptance rate for the business school is less than half that of the j school and wayyy less than half of the nursing school's. And hey, business and corruption tend to go hand in hand. Prestigious is probably the wrong word, I meant mainly that it's the only truly competitive program that I know of.

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#3  by: WHO?   
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I think someone needs to get a JOB!

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