Sig Chi Alumni

Hi I’m Mike and ive been a Mizzou alumni for a while. People say i have a huge eggplant but that clearly isnt true. I like going to the Sig Chi secret stash and using a pump to make my eggplant big. It’s meant for the boys but ive used it to propel my career into a famous big 4 accountant and McKinsey consultant, my dream job as a kid. If i could go back, i would love to spend more time making cosplay costumes with the boys or even use my big eggplant as a hammer to rebuild the house. Our rival sorority was Zeta. I want to slap my eggplant tbh. Gee boop eed uuuhrrrrrr goober geeeper. Sorry my testosterone injections make me malfunction. Anyways, our alumni has been so successful as ive been a doctor, mechanic, businessman, and so much more. Make sure to network with me.