which houses had the worst return rates?

^ clearly was written by someone who doesn't know a thing about top tier houses. When you are among the most selective houses, you use that to diversify as much as you can. That's why the best houses feature geographic diversity (within Missouri and out of state), a mix of women who excel in a wide range of areas (from soccer stars to musical prodigies to debate standouts etc.), introverts, extroverts, scholarship students, wealthy girls and more. To say everyone in a top house is "cut from the same cloth" is absolutely incorrect. About the only way the women chosen to be in a top house are NOT diverse is that they all must make grade cuts. Of course every sorority on this campus has quality members. No one is saying otherwise. But as a member of a top tier house I am sick of uninformed people on this site making generalizations they know nothing about. I can assure you that members of top houses are not cloned robots, but absolutely "their own person."

oh shut up troll mom^

Someone just got butthurt about being called out as a troll

LOL "percentage drop in return rates" that's a new one. Funny how with this well known list you still could answer everything EXCEPT OPs question. PS: everyone wouldn't be calling you a troll if these return rates we as "well known" as you say they are.

Hun you are the only one calling her a troll. If you were in a sorority u would know these statistics. Time to get back to your housewife duties.

"yuk yuk" is back girls, she got fired after about 1 month of work :( don't worry with all those sick jokes you come up with it's totally THEIR loss. PS: if you're going to claim you aren't a troll try to use a different nickname than the one you used on your year long hatefest on Alpha Phi...

Evidently only one person in the universe is allowed to use the work you or its variations. Thanks for letting us know. And while you're at it, you might take a moment to think about how sick you are for memorizing the fictitious names of people who comment on a worthless website -- and exactly when they post.

I mean it's pretty easy to remember seeing as no one under 40 uses the term "yuk yuk." New year, same idiot ^

^You are a sad pathetic looser who spends way to much time on this site. I can't even imagine even noticing someones name much less memorizing it. It's a new year, time to get a new life cuz you need it.

you're^ not even like... a good troll. you aren't funny, you can't come up with your own insults. really time to re-evaluate your life, if you can't hold down a job you could at least hit the gym...... maybe that would improve your low self esteem issues and eventually you can learn that hating on pretty girls isn't going to solve your problems

^ says the person who spreads more hate on this site than anyone else by far. And your ignorance knows no bounds.

Says the middle aged woman with the obsession with APhi... I'm sure this was your highlight of 2018 but no one has any intention of talking to a troll like yourself hope you enjoyed it while it lasted

Nice try. If I could post a pdf of them i would. I get it that some houses want to keep them a secret but it's crazy to lie and say they don't exist.

The same person with exact same choice of words keeps begging us to believe these rates are "widely known" in order to validate the BS her troll ass put forward. However, those of us who go to mizzou understand how these things actually work. Sure maybe you saw return rates released on some other GR website you troll but not all PHA is the same, you GDI. There's a reason so many girls upvote posts about how these results exist, you can give up now..... PS: if you have a PDF you could have actually answered the OPs question quite easily but you couldn't because you don't even attend mizzou...

Only people who are totally out of the loop don't know the return rates. Sucks to be a bitter old alumn.

no girl, go troll another school