dear zeta,

If you're sick of the negative attention on this site you should probably tell your sisters to stop posting innaccuracies of your chapter's current status. zeta has the reputation of a "wannabe house" because you consistently rank your house far above where reality is. You are not mid or top tier. You are not top in popularity or attractiveness. Your house falls on average as a bottom tier house across the board in more ways than one. Please tell your freshman to stay off this site and creating posts linking zeta to top or even mid tier houses ranked above them just to try and climb out of the cellar.

Lay low, stay off this site, and the negative attention will go away. Just ignore it. You will earn so much more respect by ignoring the "bait." The more you fight to defend your house, the worse off your house looks. Save the embarrassment for your reputations sake!