rankings after second semester

Easy on the jealousy, most pnms saw Aphi as the most desirable option after GPhi

That is blatantly false. Alpha Phi was in the bottom 5 when it came to return rates.

Ahahahaha that isn't close to accurate, quit pretending to know stats that haven't been released, it just makes you look stupid....

This girl's sole goal in life is to creep on GR and bash on Alpha Phi lmao...

Guess an aphi hurt her feelings, have you ever heard of letting it go?? 🤦🏻‍♀️

As long as people who haven't seen the stats are bashing the girl who has, I must concur that Alpha Phi was in the bottom five during August rush. In fact, according to the figures that were released to the rush chairs in each house on Nov. 8, Alpha Phi was fifth from the bottom in return rates. My guess is that the only reason they weren't lower is that they don't do grade cuts and they retained all of the girls who were cut from better houses who didn't see themselves as a Phi Mu, Tri Sig, etc. But this hasn't paid off for them because their retention rate also is in the bottom five. And there is no way a house with abysmal return and retention rates and a pretty awful gpa can be in the top tier on a campus with standards as high as ours. Now, before you rant on about how Alpha Phi must have hurt my feelings, I have two good friends from the dorm who pledged Alpha Phi and they bemoan the weak status of their house. They wish their pledge class were still intact, but that's not the case because so many girls flunk out, drop out or deactivate. Sorry I'm not sorry, but Alpha Phi really needs to get its act together. Of all the sororities with such a lengthy history on this campus, Alpha Phi remains mired in mediocrity.

LMAO you realize some people on this website actually go here? Return rates aren't released to houses they're only discussed (in confidence) by PHA, you make yourself look like a total lunatic to any Missouri active. The effort you put into trying to drag them down is something else (ps it's not working, this past PC was one of the best on campus.) Daaaamn girl, the obsession is real.

I've never heard of anyone quite so proud of their ignorance.^ These stats are fairly widely known. Sorry you're not in the loop. Perhaps that's because YOU don't go to school here. And, besides, there's nothing shocking about APhi being in the bottom five in return rates. It would be shocking if they were higher.

It's actually widely known that return rates are not released, but thanks for the attention

Settle down, Alpha Phi. Instead of spending all your waking hours on this site denying the obvious, you might consider getting a head start on the upcoming semester. You might not know this, but you can buy your books ahead of time and familiarize yourself with the subject. I know! Who knew!

This girl doesn't go here but apparently she feels victimized by us from whatever far away state she resides where return rates are actually released. Always gotta hate on the pretty girls

Give it a rest, Alpha Phi. No matter how many times you insist return rates aren't released, and no matter how embarrassed you are by them, they are out there and most of know about them. So just stop trying to convince us they aren't public knowledge. The fact that you don't know about them pretty much proves you don't go here.

Oh look it's the accounting/math/English major who doesn't know that accounting courses are 6 credit courses ie year long ie we don't buy books in January. Soooo shocked that you don't go here you really had me going

So EVERY Alpha Phi is an accounting major? Who knew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I totally made that up you moron, there's my proof that you AREN'T a student in our accounting school and you certainly don't work for pwc. GO AWAY YOU DONT GO HERE. How many times must I catch you in your stupid lies until you move on to a different school (or better yet, a more productive hobby)

Catch you in a lie and it's end of convo, as always, when will you move on. Sorry you couldn't get accepted into our accounting program, not everyone is cut out for it. Moveeeee onnnn

Who said I was an accounting major? I am totally confused -- and about as opposite from an accounting major as you can get.

You're right here are numerous people on here who are crazy obsessed with me and respond to my every word DUH. You're such a loser. Maybe study more and spend less time on here if you want to be successful in accounting, clearly you aren't intelligent enough to balance both.

You bring it on yourself. You just can't help calling people names, can you? No wonder so many people feel compelled to react to your posts. I think YOU are the loser.

You don't GO here, it's been proven so many times, MOVE ONNNNN. It is SOOOO creepy.......

I most certainly do go to school here. YOU are the one who has admitted making up shi t. I can't speak for any of your other critics, but when you call people names and make stuff up, how do you expect people to not react negatively? It defies logic.

Shut uuuup you sound like a moron to all of us who go here, it's so transparent. Go creep on another school, aphi tends to be hot and shallow everywhere I'm sure you can have just as much fun somewhere else. SO. CREEPY.

You might have a bit more credibiity if you stopped calling people losers and morons. Just saying....

Moron? The only person I ever knew who used that word was my great aunt. If she were alive she would be like 85, I think that pretty well proves the name caller is an old alum. And I mean OLD. Just get off this sight granny

SOOOOO creepy.