who is she????
by: WonderingShe is the most amazing person and I love coming to this site every 15 minutes and finding she has posted yet again. She is an Alpha Phi with a 4.0. She is an accountancy major (most of us just call that accounting) who is so amazing that she can hold down an internship at a Big 4 accounting firm while posting 9 times during work hours. She drinks some sort of green beverage that is very tasty and it must be light as a feather because it doesn't even prevent her from missing a keystroke as she argues with anybody and everybody. She once took a stats class and got 100% (!!!!!!!!) on the final and that made her an instant authority on anything having to do with numbers. And she does all this while finding excuses for not helping her sorority sisters as they drop out and flunk out and party too much. Because even the best sister in the world can't help someone that stupid. Puzzling, though, that the embodiment of all of this intellectualism has chosen to attend a school where everyone else is stupid and where a 3.4 sorority gpa is worse than the all-school average gpa of 3.1. Still, I am in awe of her brilliance, but mainly I am in awe that she has the time to set us straight, tell us what to think and to remind us all how stupid we are on such a regular basis. Oh, and did I mention she even knows how to google the conjugation of French verbs -- and convinces us that we are wrong just because we don't understand why she would ever use the 3rd person singular to refer to herself.
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Ahahahahahaha am I your favourite person or what? I feel like we're besties with how well you know me (except you got my house wrong.) Let me get this straight, here's a little about you 1) You think I somehow managed to mistakenly spell comprehend as "comprend" 2) I inform you I was in fact making a sarcastic comment in French, you respond by stating "comprend" is not any form of conjugation for the word "comprendre" 3) I inform you that "comprend" is not only correctly conjugated, but the verb tense is in fact the PRESENT ie. the most elementary verb tense in existance in French (or any language) 4) You get confused and say I'm talking to myself in third person... (You're on your own with that one) 5) I advise you that it's perhaps time that you give up and you respond by creating a whole thread about me :) thanks for the attention and entertainment, but the only thing stupid about this conversation (aside from every single thing that's come out of your mouth) is the fact that I'm still communicating with such a special individual. I'm glad you've enjoyed our talk today though! PS: no one cares (except you, very much apparently)
Commentby: @OPJun 17, 2016 9:43:49 AM
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by: >?>Jun 17, 2016 11:11:30 AM
Hmmm.... Does LOL not know she is the laughingstock of this already pathetic website? And yet she persists.
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by: Zut alorsJun 17, 2016 5:46:30 AM
Elle est un menteur et un imbécile, mais gardons son cordage le long parce que personne ne veut que ce soit à la fin. Elle ne sait même pas ce «troisième personne», si bien qu'elle ne sait pas une chose sur ma langue. Elle est une âme triste et nous devrions tous être vraiment agréable à elle parce qu'elle n'a probablement pas d'amis, mais je ne peux pas me aider. C'est trop amusant.
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