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the rush funnel

by: truth be told

Since this board has clearly been taken over by people who are either bitter about their rush results or naive to how things really work, here is the real deal. Rush is a funnel process; mutual selection means that the most desired houses, typically Old Row + Pi Phi, ADPi and Zeta, make the heavy cuts in the beginning. These houses will release over 1000 pnms the first round and know for the most part who these people are before rush week starts. Basically, those houses tend to do the best at the end of the week and get what they are looking for, where as the others want to make quota.

Level 1:

KD- connections, family reputation, exclusivity

Kappa- connections, family reputation, party people

DDD- connections, family reputations, well-rounded and involved

XO- connections, family reputations, well-rounded, earthy

AXO- connections, attractiveness, grades, involvement

PM- connections, attractiveness, grades, involvement

AGD- connections, well-rounded, involved

Pi Phi- attractiveness, cool-factor, party people

ADPi- grades, involvement

Zeta- attractiveness, party people, would boys like you

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Level 2:

DG, DZ, AOPi, APhi- whoever is decent and still available after level 1 funnel

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Level 3:

Theta, Gamma Phi- making quota

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#21  by: Huh   
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Based on the theory of the Joneses. This is just ridiculous. This is a private circle promoting their own. They check out nothing and if they do, let's just say it ain't thorough. You skipped me! Sorry! Moved on and doing great. $$$

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by: That's lifeAug 9, 2016 11:46:09 PM

It's just not here it's everywhere. And it's just not fraternities and sororities it's jobs, clubs, internships, etc. Haven't you heard the saying it's not what you know but WHO you know. It's sad but true.

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#22  by: wtf??????   
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This is from a year and half ago. Somebody is really disappointed with their new class and is desperately wanting to remind y'all that they used to be good.

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by: ???? Sep 30, 2016 3:17:57 AM

Aren't you the one that resurrected it?

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#23  by: Truth hurts   
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The trouble with this theory is all the inferior, uncultured, poorer native Alabamans know all the top tier sororities and fraternities which exclusively belong to New Row will shun them and they stand very limited chances to pass the much much higher standards of New Row. Native Alabamans flock to Old Row because they know their place in the societal tier which is Alabama is at the BOTTOM of all ranks within the US and they will stand a much better chance with the BOTTOM TIER standards of Old Row. They will also be with their "own kind" and not be compared to the far wealthier, sophisticated, cultured OOS dominated houses on New Row where they have a very very slim chance to meet the much much higher bar to be given a bid.
So yes Old Row gets the bottom of the barrel first because they know Old Row is their best chance to get a bid because their same friends they have had from elementary school will hopefully get them a bid because they realize their chances are almost zero at the much more prestigious New Row houses.

By: Truth hurts
by: Truth bitesSep 30, 2016 12:11:01 PM

Keep telling yourself that....over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and maybe....MAYBE...someday you'll feel better.

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by: HihJun 11, 2018 6:56:56 PM

@truth bites

Stop telling yourself your NOT crazy. Go back on the meds, sweet heart, you really can't function without them.

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by: @truth hurtsAug 19, 2022 1:00:31 AM

Big Bump! Very accurate and true. Top ‘OR’ and Top ‘NR’ get the most sophisticated AL and OOS pretty, smart, polished, top-ranked PNM. Hidden and most obvious sparklers.

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#24  by: ^   
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The cool thing about Bama sororities is that money, social standing, and tradition play less of a role in the rankings now than they used to.

At Texas, Pi Phi, Kappa, and Theta will always be considered the best because they're the oldest and the wealthiest, even though they're not necessarily the prettiest, smartest, or most involved. AXO and Phi Mu wouldn't be considered good at Texas just because they're not "old money."

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#25  by: Ghfj   
#25    

This seems like from past year's return rates

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#26  by: Wondering   
#26    

Who brought this OLD post up from the past! I have my theories but won't dare say who I think it is!

By: Wondering
by: LolJul 11, 2017 9:11:54 AM

Because things have changed a lot since then and some people aren't happy about that!

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#27  by: 99   
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This is actually pretty good and I do not think the order of listing reflects return rates and the descriptions are not current, but it gives a good general impression so pnms can anticipate

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#28  by: Susie   
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This is several years old but there is still a lot of truth in the OP. I will say that I think Theta and Gamma Phi have improved greatly and should be placed in Level 2.

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#29  by: Outdated   
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This post is from 3 years ago and things have changed.....no validity now

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#30  by: Come On   
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Things don't completely change in a few years but all it takes is one pledge class to completely change the outlook of a sorority. Stop dwelling on the past and work with what you have now!! We all know a few houses who definitely just ride on their old reputations as they are falling through the cracks.

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