sorority comments

My chums had a chuckle and poofter over tea as we recollected memories past of first arriving is tuscaloosa and seeing phi mus all standing in a pretty little row. All the while...Lysander, Alistar, and Cleeofee collectively observed the irony. "It's rush week yet they are not rushing for they stand still patiently," said Alistar. "PWWWW!" spit gatorade from his lips did Lysander in uncontrollable hilarity -- "I NOTICED THAT TOO! AND THEY'RE IN A ROW...ON WHAT HAS BEEN COINED "SORORITY ROW?!" As they underwent recessitation from dying laughing, I simply remarked...Guys, those phi mu and ad pi and gpb girls are really cute.

Pay attention now, dearies.

TOP ALABAMA SORORITIES:

Alpha Chi Omega

Alpha Delta Pi

Alpha Gamma Delta

Alpha Omicron Pi

Alpha Phi

Chi Omega

Delta Delta Delta

Delta Zeta

Gamma Phi Beta

Kappa Alpha Theta

Kappa Delta

Kappa Kappa Gamma

Phi Mu

Pi Beta Phi

Sigma Delta Tau

Zeta Tau Alpha

Hey Ole Miss--hope you and yours are doing well--that wind left me in a mess!!!

ROLL TIDE--God Bless you and hope you are well.

yeah I didn't know if I should come on greekrank and play anymore. But looks like it's cool now.

I left ua, I actually don't go to college anymore. I might some day I got sixteen credits left, but yeah, I got wiped too. Hope everything's well with you too, cap

I have found it very difficult.
Life goes on but sooo much is sad and hard to process. We will go on---think about taking classes online to get your degree. Your humor and intelligence is too much on this site--actually I think it is lost on most of the girls... xo

thank you

Let's face it: people come to these sites to get the DL on greek life. So please don't respond with totally unhelpful feel good comments like "every sorority is great at Bama" and "just go where you feel like you fit best."

Which sorority(ies) should I rush if I'm:

a) beautiful
b) smart
c) friendly
d) rich
e) a partier
f) religious
g) average
h) conservative
i) liberal
j) a hippie
k) socially awkward
l) from out-of-state

I know not every girl within a given sorority fits these stereotypes, but each sorority does have an overall stereotype.

Thank you for your marvelous and thoughtful inquiry. To answer your question -- hippies, liberals and out of staters find that new row sororities are the best fit for them. Feel free to rush them. You're always welcome. Even if they say you're not when you actually go -- it's just a test. Keep being persistent in joining them. Trust us.

Hey just got back from my mission trip .... how are you ole miss? seems someone has hijacked my screen name????