sorority comments

captain chick! I missed you! they started it. i swears.

I would like to start a petition banning ALL new row people from the greek system. We should secede and form our own sh-it. From here on out -- NO old row girls are allowed to be friends with new row girls, and if you should ever have to go to their house -- for like pity or like if they paid you to give them beauty tips -- you must promptly shower and put your clothes up for delousing. Thanks!

tooo funny and to above everyone's head --lots of people take this serious--my only exception is your remark about Tejas--Texas rules after Alabama, Missy ... how can we be friends if you knock the south???

does texas REALLY count as the south? Maybe the east part.

may I weigh in? The fact is that we need to get beyond new money and old money. What's important is how much money everybody's parents make CURRENTLY.

to unpoorgirl -- what does your dad do for a living? how much money does he make? what kind of car does he drive? is his wife white anglo-saxon protestant, and can I be your friend?

to verypoorgirl-- HAHAHAHA!!!

poor poor verypoorgirl poorest girl in all the world hahahaha

ole miss--your tongue in cheek humor is way above unpoorgirl or very poor girl!! I feel you add a great deal of gravitas to this site. as much as I hate to admit to myself, I enjoy your humor--even though you delegate Texas to the West---hmmm what is that about--envy? Why? We live in the greatest state in the Union. Let us be allies and friends.

you have spent TOOO much time researching that--you should have just asked me....ole miss, you are a trip

1965 -- The state of Texas decides to pull the same s-hit we did to them hundred are so years later, so they go to Alabama and we box them all up into little storage lockers and beat the living s-hit out of them until they give us the code key or something. After which they said "we only want to be like you!" and so we let them attend the good old University of Alabama. The problem was that they of course wanted to rush, for the idea of Leo Burnett or Atlanta or Charlotte employing some chowerp-enis from Texas was nil. And so we let them form their own "expension" sororities. These of course were "back-up" sororities in case all the real sororities should at once get malaria on summer break or something. One summer, in 1983, with the passing of Bear Bryant, 214 sorority girls had a severe case of heartbreak, and so Tuscaloosa became the site of over 300,000 distribution trucks sent by Neutragena and Loreal to doll up the new row girls as to not embarrass us.