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by: lol

If you're smart, involved in youth group, pretty and/or wealthy, go Alpha Chi, Chi O, or Phi Mu.

If you come from Mountain Brook, and like to party with the same girls you've been with since elementary school, go Kappa, Tri Delt, or KD.

If you're smart and involved but not too pretty and/or socially awkward, go Alpha Gam.

If you have decent grades, are average looking, but aren't from Mountain Brook, go AOII, DG, DZ, or Pi Phi.

If you're kinda pretty and rich but have horrible grades, go Alpha Phi or ZTA.

If you're boring and plain, not much to look at and couldn't get into the other new row sororities, go ADPi or Theta.

If every other sorority cut you and you still wanna be Greek, go G-phi.

And then if you really want a sticker to put on you

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#1  by: APhi and ZTA   
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rich? What a joke. Do you even go to UA?

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#2  by: well   
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APhi's dues are high because they were raising money for a new house and now have to maintain said house.

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by: A truly richNov 14, 2014 9:33:42 AM

house would have LOTS of alum $$ in the bank BEFORE new house is built. High dues mean a chapter didn't have $$ ahead of construction - NOT a rich house at all.

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by: Draggin'Nov 14, 2014 10:21:32 AM

Everybody in a newly built house has high dues. It's not just APhi.

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by: Not trueNov 14, 2014 11:32:58 AM

You haven't done much research if you think that.

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#3  by: Active   
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Well this is rude.

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#4  by: not true   
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this isn't accurate at all.

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#5  by: Draggin'   
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I kinda like this ranking.

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#6  by: Sad but true   
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But no matter where you go, everyone at BAMA has fun!!

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