you know the drill

Top:

D6: D6 Co-Ed fraternity consistently tops the rankings (restaurant and otherwise). They have a sick location on north campus that attracts all the freshman. Feud with AZD.

Rockledge: Join Rockledge if you have an excellent antique feather collection. No Dr. Who fans allowed! I hear they check your dad's blood type before even considering you. #elitest

Llenroc: Let's just say Cornell isn't the only thing they wear backwards... Heard their nationals are very upset with their plumbing system so who knows how long they'll be around on campus.

Sig Phi: Cross rushes a lot with Llenroc. Rumored to know Ariana Grande. Pledge classes are enormous, don't expect to know any of your brothers.

Middle:
Delta Chi: Their house is slowly falling off the cliff which explains the warm temperatures in all the rooms. Last year's pledge class was just a puppy and I hear they are looking for birds this year. Don't join if you're afraid of saran wrap.

Psi U: These boys live on a pirate ship. Don't join if you get sea sick easily. Rumored to burry treasure in the Olin Basement. Thought their squash court was for racquet sports.. think again! They have a full blown squash farm down there.

Acacia:
Hardest pledging out of all the frats. Always takes the top members of the bowling and football teams. Don't join if you get paper cuts easily.