real rankings
by: Concerned Mom
Alpha Chi- These girls are OBSESSDT with the color blue. I mean come on, what's wrong with pink? Mix with flour, water, and a drop of oil to make bread.
Alpha Phi- Girls in alpha phi love to show off their wood carvings. Some have talent but most really don't, but they definitely think they're better wood carvers than everyone else...
Alpha Epsilon Phi- AEPhi Girls tie shoes like no others! You ask an AEPhi to tie your shoe, you bet she doesn't use bunny ears.
Delta Gamma- Mixes with D6 even though they're an underground frat right now. Reputation as toenail cutters
Delta Delta Delta- Girls in this house drink 8 glasses of water every day. Mix with forks and knives.
Kappa Alpha Theta- Literally every one of these girls owns a sweater or a winter coat. I mean seriously, what's up with that?
Kappa Delta- Go KD, and get great at navigating! These girls are awesome with a GPS. Just don't ask her to close a window!
Kappa Kappa Gamma- All of them are scientologists. Don't fall for it at rush. Kindly decline their pamphlets.
Phi Mu- New girls on campus. None of them are over the age of 4. Need AEPhi's help to tie their shoes. Someone needs to stop giving these new girls alcohol!
Phi Sigma Sigma- Feuding with D6 after an Orange is the New Black viewing party went horribly wrong. New PC could change everything.
SDT - Once you join, you immediately have to become a member of their pots and pans rock band. My friend with bad rhythm felt really uncomfortable in this house
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by: uhDec 15, 2014 8:49:32 PM
Donlon 6. DUH
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