I Like Trains Song

BROOOOOOOO WHY CHI PHI GUYS LIKE TRAINS SO MUCH LMAOOOO 💀💀💀 like fr every time i roll up to one of their ragers it’s like “conductor ENERGY BRO” or “yo choo choo hop on my rail system”??? bro what does that even MEAN?? ur a human not a locomotive calm ur engine b4 it derails ur social life 💀💀💀

like is this a fetish or a hobby idk anymore like u guys out here “switching tracks” like bro WHAT TRACKS UR LIFE IS OFF THE RAILS. and then one guy’s like “oh im a diesel guy” and another one’s like “nah bro steam supremacy” ARE U GOOD DO U NEED TO GO OUTSIDE??? 🚂🚂🚂

AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE GUY WHO CALLED HIMSELF THE HYPE TRAIN CEO??? LIKE HELLO IS UR MOM PROUD OF U SIR??? this isn’t a game of Ticket to Ride ur vibes are STRAIGHT freight yard at 3AM. im literally standing there holding my drink like ???? choo choo??? like bro i didn’t sign up for an Amtrak meeting at this frat party. pls explain urself or forever be known as the caboose clown BYE.