2018 rankings the real deal no b.s. anymore

CHAPTER ONE: THE PURSUIT

I WAS KILLING IT ON THE DANCE FLOOR LAST NIGHT. I WAS IN A CHIC ROMPER AND TALL HEELS. TALK ABOUT HOT, RIGHT?

MY SNAPCHAT GAME WAS SO STRONG, I WAS SENDING ON AVERAGE 5 SNAPS A MINUTE. POUTY FACE AND ALL. AND I WAS WEARING KAT VON D LIPSTICK.

SO I'M HITTING UP THIS GUY, I'LL REFER TO HIM AS MARSHMALLOW DADDY. CAUSE HE SO SOFT U WANNA PIECE A DATTTTTTTTTT.

AND HE GOES "YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD."

AND I SAID "JUST PRETTY GOOD?"

AND HE SAID "YOU RIGHT. YOU LOOK JUST OK."

NEEDLESS TO SAY I THEN PROCEEDED TO BLOCK HIM. WENT FOR THE GUY IN THE BATHROOM AT THE BAR INSTEAD. TURNS OUT HE THOUGHT I LOOKED GREAT.

MORAL OF THE STORY IS\n\n\n\n\nwhen you think you're killing it on the dance floor, you probably are.