sig ep is cool!

I just read the top post on here and I want to say that we are NOT lower middle tier. Everyone on here is a liar and you have to believe me instead. The majority of our brothers pick us as their top house instead of getting cut by the several other, more well-regarded houses on campus. We're not a "trickle down" house. No, we've been on the rise for years and after getting a pledge class of guys that have an easier time coming up with an insult for other houses than coming up with positives about our own, I can assure you that we are entering the upper echelon of houses in the Cornell Greek ranking system. The real girls you see on here that say that they love our house are very real. Our dorm-like house is totally a good thing, because it keeps those losers looking for a fun party to go to away and makes our home more welcoming to those coming from north campus dorms. Our reputation is one of the best on campus and we don't get made fun of for being insecure and overly critical of other houses and other people, or for being soft.

And if you're not buying it, you're a jerk and I'm glad you're not going to be MY fraternity brother. Go rush a "real house" loser!