chill with fake ranks

Many people seem to be interested in filling this site with fake rankings in an attempt to confuse PNMs. They think this will make PNMs go into rush with fewer preconceived notions. However, it is important for rushes to know what they are getting themselves into. So maybe if everyone is so against ranks, we should be discussing the personalities of the houses. These aren't ranks as much as groupings.

Top Houses
DG- storied to be the sorority based most on wealth. During rush they'll have designer hand bags on display around the house. Their Instagram is full of pictures taken by professional photographs and the sisters take some often vacation trips that keep their tumblr looking amazing. However, didn't have a good rush last year and ran into so problems with quota. Their reputation socially is that they go hard and are fun to mix with.
Theta- each PC has a core group of very very hipster and well traveled girls. They work hard to keep their reputation of girls who are weird and don't care (ironic that they work hard to keep this reputation). They don't have good mixer attendance as the sisters are not unified in their choices of favorite frats.
Alpha Phi- known to be the blonde house which is unfair.These girls are pretty diverse in hometowns but all know how to dress provocatively for mixers and formals. Socially, they go very hard and have a lot of athlete sisters which get them to mix with great men's sports teams.