fraternal breakdown for hs boys

Lotta kids just got accepted and are wondering so here's an unbiased breakdown of the frats (in order of "rank") from a girl.

ΣΑΕ - Hot, southern, exclusive but some of them are very shady characters
ΣΝ - Like SAE but a lot less shady/problematic. Really cool guys.
ΣΧ - A lot of pretty boys and rich kids. Their dues are the highest so they have a lot of money for different campus activities/parties.
ΚΑ - A lot of legacies and have the most powerful alumns. 50/50 hot guys but a lot of sketchy sleezeballs. Lot of people hate on KA.
ΧΨ - Really cool and down to earth guys and a lot of hotties but they can be a little too reckless (see usc organizational conduct web page). Not completely yankee anymore really, but still a lot of northerners.
ΠΚΦ - Similar to Chi Psi but get in less trouble and are a little more gentleman type guys. A little more southern as well. Some might say "soft" but they're a favorite for many.
ΦΣΚ - Did really well this year probably in part because KSig and Pike are gone. Mostly northern but they're cool and funny guys who have a good time.
ΛΧΑ - Had the membership and money to get back in their house, starting to get more members of better quality. Huge amount of Jersey kids but also a lot of southerners.
ΒΘΠ - Falling quickly and rat on other fraternities so people generally see Beta in a negative light but honestly they run their frat well and have a lot of fun stuff for girls at their events. Have a lot of money.
ΑΤΩ - They're doing alright