on a real note..

ADPI DDD ZTA KD
XO AXO
PHI MU KKG DZ
AGD GPHI PI PHI

Everyone knows ADPI is on top. Tri delt is next for the exact reason that KD and ZTA can't be right after ADPI however maybe DDD is interchangeable with ZTA after their social probo. KD is after ZTA bc you never really hear about them throughout the year but they do have gorgeous girls. Xo is ahead of AXO because their girls are prettier, less weird, and more involved-same thing goes for why Phi Mu is above KKG-plus they just won homecoming. Pi phi don't even comment, you've recruited formally once-you're not above anyone.
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