sorority soroity ranking no jokes here

Gphi— I AM ANGRY THEY DIDNT GIVE ME A BID SO THEY ARE NOT COOL

AO PIE— great house for those into ice fishing, they took me and some hooligans down to the frozen pond for some trout

Aphi— best pc easily solely due to the fact of their phenomenal crab Rangoon

KD — Kevin Durant is pretty cool, easily my favourite hockey players

Pie phi— WHY do so many sorority’s love pie. Heard they’re big on environmental rights and still watch reruns of the Sochi Olympic Games idk why

Theta — u know like the angle...

Zeta— this one needed to get out... ZETA HAS A PET ZEBRA. There I said it ok

Agam— heard a rumor they bribed all their rushes with free AirPods (who am I to decide fact from fiction)