join my frat freshmen
by: sucodese n. utsnormally i sleep with more girls in a week then half the campus does in a month. I'm a bad ass and can drink infinite beers and chicks can tell, that's why they all want me. doesn't mater if i smell like dripping testosterone or just got done taking a gallon of a four loko to the face on an elevated surface during a rager with some smoke on my arm. chicks don't want nerds, just buffs like me. get a boflex in your lame dorm room and start pumping reps out and chicks will stroke you all night long at our parties. works for me but then again im a man with a chest full of hair and y'all are mostly weenies from planet nerd. if your chill tho hit me up on the gram :sucondesnutz
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by: sucondese n.utsAug 27, 2018 6:13:02 PM
you're obviously just jealous of my versace python arms while you sit on an exercise ball at work claiming "it works out my core bro, 3 hours bouncing around on this bad boy and im burning upwards of 400 cals. Who wants to get lunch? qdoba's on me, i can afford the extra queso cause I rented a citibike this morning and cruised in to work." But if you cant handle a buff specimen like me with the strong gaze of zeus himself and abs like a chiseled greek statue then scooter on out of here and go play knee hockey with your cousins at his "dope new condo" in nerdland
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