Goth girl sorority?

Where is it. Whenever I see a goth girl, I immediately get on my knees and beg for her number. I only wear clothes from goth bands like the 1785 or whatever it’s called and Black Sabbath. I hang out at cozy bar. Why can’t I pull goth girls? I figured the only place I can muster up the courage to talk to women is in a social in the basement of my fraternity house where I am too drunk to comprehend what I’m saying anyways. So I asked my social chair when can we have a social with the goth sorority, and apparently that’s not a thing. I fell to my knees. I know goth girls like to drink a lot and prolly party too so why don’t they all just organize and make a sorority? For philanthropy they should fight zeta and call it “daddy’s money vs daddy issues.” Boom. Wow I’m a genius. Make it a thing.