Party rankings as a first year

Personal opinions based on my attendance and the sorority mixers I snuck into. Sneak in rating is based on how easy it is to get in free unnoticed - emphasis for non-rush mixers (without talking to a member). Party rating based on mosh experience, ratio, kindness, sneak in rating, house, and music.

Lambda: Nice asf, though everybody kinda lingers outside. Good place to rizz someone up. On campus too - Prime location. Though the people at the front are usually always rude and over charge so just hop the fence lol never pay. Sneak in rating: 10/10. Party rating: 8.99/10

Zeta: Godlike ratio I don't think I have seen it better anywhere else. Also pretty fire house, though ceiling is low in the basement and nearly impossible to mosh. Probably the best place to find your wife for the night. They got that yummy drink too. People at door have a little ego but if you manage to come when there is a pledge it's better. Sneak in rating 6/10. Party rating 8.5/10

ADPhi: House is massive and the area is lit asf. Didn't have the full experience cause had to leave but it was nice. Never tried sneaking in. Party rating: 6/10

DU: Good house but dirty. Main floor is so packed all night after 11. Basement is fire especially with yesterdays movement of the bar though. Great place to rizz but the bathrooms are unusable. Actually good music taste and DJ. The only frat I genuinely pay cover for. Sneak in rating 0/10 when they actually watch the fence, door and window, 10/10 later in the night. Party rating 9.59/10

TDX: Great venue, pretty wives, but the music choice is like straight from a girl's study playlist and is so niche. After every song change everybody is just stand there like "huh? what is this song? what are they playing?" until some drunk dudes catch the vibe. Sneak in rating: 4/10. Party rating 3/10 (9/10 with better music and dim the lights a bit)

DKE: Pretty fire when they are not at capacity. Decent music choice. Walk in the mosh dry and after 30 minutes come out drenched. Sneak in rating 10/10. Party rating: 8.5/10

Phi Kap Sig: House is probably the cleanest and neatest. Nice ass chill room with a fish tank (people should stop pouring alc in there), "eh" main floor, amazing basement. Found many wives but everybody just kinda sits on the stair case. Sneak in rating: 9/10. Party rating: 7/10

FIJI: Not sure about the parties. Couple times I went feels like I am back in high school. Probably smallest area by far. MIXERS. When there's people, the dance floor is pretty fire. Sneak in rating: 11/10 (no way they'll figure out how tho). Party rating: 7.5/10


These are my personal opinions as an above average sized male who moshes and likes girls and I understand some may disagree - debate me.