Ranking Frats As If They Were Sororities

1. Fiji (I get they're problematic i can't deny that some of those those guys are sooo hot)
2. PhiKap (fairly good looking guys, can't really say)
3. Adphi (Giving some toronto manz vibes, you can spot a cutie here and there. Unfortunately super short :()
4. Lambda (don't really care for the drama but if you look close enough you can find some real gems, like total hotties, everyone else: beat, or ran thru)
5. SigChi (seem chill on the outside, super thirsty tho and a bit questionable looking/beat, will chat up just about any female)
6. DKE (Questionable but if dig enough you'll find a decent looking dude)
7. Beta (Fell off but if you're into traditional looking nerds you're in luck, brains over looks am i right ladies?)
8.Zeta (Did you guys disappear, but mystery adds to the attentiveness. Hot guys are at your house but they ain't brothers :()
9. DU (no comment)
10. Aepi (Future businessman, gold diggers get ready)
11.PhiDelt (Interesting assortment of specimens, could be cute if you're ready to lower your standards)
12. TDX (BEAT, hear me out if you put a bag on it though? Only one your brothers is hot)
13. KA (who even are you?)