Delta Kappa Epsilon Executive Secrets

Many might be wondering what DKE has to hide, well let me share:

The DKE executive ranks are extremely secret and none outside the frat are aware of them, until now:

President: Chi Zeta
Vice-Pres: Zeta Delta
Rush chair: Beta Chi
Accountant: Pi Lambda

If you ever called them theses names in public, you might risk getting blackmailed