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final report card (rankings)

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As I sit bored at home, wishing I had cared more about my GPA this semester, I have graded frats and sororities as a way of ranking them (even though every fraternity and sorority is amazing there are no tiers!!1!1!!!).

Fraternities:

A
Sigma Chi, Pi Kappa Alpha:
Machi and Pike are the two most well-rounded fraternities on campus, always guaranteed to be a fun time.
A-
Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Delta Kappa Epsilon:
SAE and Deke are not very similar, however they both excel in their own areas, giving them equal grades.
B+
Kappa Alpha:
KA has fallen considerably in the past few years and has a pretty weak pledge class, but has thrown some fun parties this year and looks to rebound soon.
B
Chi Psi, Alpha Sig:
These are your classic mid-tier fraternities. Alpha Sig is a solid group of guys and Chi Psi has a top pledge class but has some lame parties.
C+
Sigma Pi:
Oh, Sigma Pi. At least they're not Tachi or AEPI
D
Theta Chi, Alpha Epsilon Pi:
These guys struggled to get any kids to accept bids, which is especially embarrassing when half of the fraternities are getting kicked off or suspended these days.

Sororities:
A
Kappa Kappa Gamma:
The top sorority at Wake. Competitive to get a bid from and has beautiful and smart girls who can be a little bit entitled.
A-
Kappa Beta Gamma, Chi Omega:
Betas are a tight-knit group of adventurous girls and Chi-O has some sweethearts.
B+
Delta Delta Delta:
Has a great pledge class this year and could catch Beta and Chi O soon, but is not on the same level right now.
B
Kappa Delta:
Has a lot of really nice and pretty girls, however KD does not stand out in any way, really.
B-
Alpha Delta Pi:
ADPi is a group of nice girls who have a tight-knit sisterhood, but they do not know how to party, and you probably don't want to party with them.
C
Kappa Alpha Theta:
A somewhat random group of girls, but they seem to be great and focused on philanthropy.

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This seems about right you forgot about lambda and DZ. DZ should be with ADpi and Lambda should be right above sig pi.

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They aren’t mentioned for a reason...

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by: C/C+   

Put DZ at a C & Lambda at a C+

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Super accurate, and gives perspective into Wake Greek Life.

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A lot of this stuff is not true and just unnecessarily mean

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I’m kind of mixed on these rankings. Youleft out lambda and dz so if these are supposed to be accurate rankings then you should include everyone. Also KD has a bunch of well-rounded and cool girls, and you can just stop there. They do go out quite a bit and I like that they have a mix of girls. A lot of girls in ADPi actually do go out a lot and know how to have a good time, sure there are definitely a group of girls that tend to stay in but I think that’s true of all the middle tiers. As for theta, it’s not like they’re a random group of girls I think that they all kind of have a similar vibe/personalities that makes them fit well together.

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Ka is not rebounding, their new Pc is straight up creepy. If anyone thinks otherwise I dont think theyve interacted with the new Pc in the slightest

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How is KA's pc creepy?

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by: Man alive   

KA in general has a ton of douchebags I don't think I'd call them creepy though. KA & DKE are the douchiest frats at wake. KA still throws great parties though

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interesting metric

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It's rare to find a kappa that doesn't go around acting entitled.


Then again... it's rare to find a girl from any sorority at wake that doesn't act entitled.

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Would never wife a girl from Wake honestly

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accriate

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Always looking to rank themselves higher than reality.

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