sorority rankings

The Most Realistic Rankings you'll come by:
TOP:
KAPPA - hot blonde girls, mix with everyone, kind of fake but very fun, best height on campus, definitely top
BETA - most absurd girls you'll meet, go harder than any other sorority on campus and feature a lot of dimes
CHI O - very odd pc this past spring with so many girls, cliquey and diluted, still debatably the hottest on campus but lacking many aspects of being a sorority

MIDDLE:
TRI DELT- if you want to mix with SAE, go tri-delt
KD - if you like staying in ZSR on a Friday night instead of going to your mixer with lambda, this is the sorority for you

LOWER:
who cares

Overall, sororities don't matter and are all about image. Have a great rush week freshmen!