Frat Rankings 2022

1) Beta: has the funnest events that are exclusive and wild. All the guys that peaked in HS type of people. A bid from beta also comes with a huge ego.

2) ADG: Threw two events first semester and then dropped off the face of the earth. Are only #2 because of tradition. Different from Beta since most of their guys are more hardcore and mean. Chill but can also turn into a complete douche on the spot.

3) Sig Tau: the only frat with an actual house. Throws the most parties and are all around good guys. Typically freshman in the top 3 sororities will go to their parties but past then they won’t. Friend zoned immediately type but also the type of guy who’ll walk you home.

4) Sig Chi: Weird. Guys who wanted to say they’re in a frat but a frat that only has like one event and throws parties in the Loft which is mostly guys and then like 3 girls who choose to stick around.

5) TYKE: does anyone even know anybody in this one? Is recognized as a frat on campus but doesn’t have any presence.