Real Deal Rankings

THE Rank… anything else is fake news

Zta- solid
DG- dropping but still highly desirable
Chio- let’s be real, all they have is songfest, but granola girlies all wanna be hooties
KD- strong recruitment, but still have girls they wish they could hide
Piphi-good mix of girlies, but still have some weird ones thrown in there
Adpi- moving up, stole some cheer and dance team girlies, but still have some girls they hide in the back
Kappa- hot take, yes they were on probation for like 2 years, but honestly they kicked ddd and xo butts this year in recruitment
Axo- messed up preference and didn’t make quota, a lot of beautiful girls, but a lot drop, internal problems run rampant
ddd- had a terrible recruitment, didn’t make quota, building a new house and will have a lot drop, once their house is built in 2 years they will move back up… maybe???
Gphi- best of the bottom or bottom of the mid… however you want to look at it, not bad but just kinda there
DZ- just found out they are on probation and can’t have events or initiate their new members this semester pending cpc investigation! If they survive this they will move back up… sucks bc they were on the rise (had this not happened they were def in the rise)
Theta- quickly becoming the new weird girl sorority, wasn’t desired this recruitment and get all the xo, ddd rejects
AOii- nice girls, just not a desired house