Srat descriptions: ACCURATE

NOT RANKED, JUST BY HOW THEY COME TO MIND

ZETA: literally the definition of a sorority girl. Mostly in it for the parties and boys, but also SOMEWHAT have a sisterhood (probably fake and toxic tho). Want everyone to know what house they’re in. They are top and they KNOW it (sigma chi knows it too)

AXO: Skinny, blonde girls. Honestly don’t have a great reputation, but guys love them (because they are skinny and blonde probably). No personality at all. Where’s the flavor

DG: Honestly kinda under the radar in my opinion. I have met a few, they are pretty but also lowkey weird. They seem to actually have a sisterhood, which is weird for a top house.

Chi O: honestly an interesting, diverse group of people. They have a reputation of being smart and jesusy. I have never seen them at any social setting. Nothing special but not controversial like the others.

THETA: JESUS AF. Honestly a lot of the girls in theta are weird, religious girls. They give AOII but are somewhat of a top or upper mid house, which is weird. All of the girls I know who wanted theta and got something else are very religious too.

PiPhi: lowkey similar to theta, except less weird. They are more genuine IMO, but still very jesusy. Hardly see them outside of class. Sweet but nothing special.

TriDelt: “tri delta, everyone has had her”. I think that says enough.

DZ: sleezy dz. I mean as much as I hate to admit it, it’s true. Never met a dz who isn’t seeking a man’s attention every second of the day. Lowkey feel bad for them because that’s embarrassing

KKG: they’re literally on probation for hazing and nose candy. If you are defending this behavior, you’re actually scum. I feel bad for the new members who go kappa because they want to be in a “top” sorority so badly. It’s not top, not anymore.

GPhi: similar to piphi in the sense that they are diverse. Mostly girls who didn’t get into their top house, but they embrace it. One of the only houses that advertises COB, which is embarrassing af. At least some of them party though, unlike theta or piphi

KD: very similar to piphi and gphi. However, probably more on the weird side. Not the cutest, but they are all very nice in my experience

ADPi: boom boom. Weird. Stop self ranking bruh. Get ur mommy off of here

AOII: Bottom. Weird as HELL. Their new PC looks cute. They are nice but also like talking to a wall.