I survived-Delta Zeta Rendition

Good morning. For safety reasons I have to remain anonymous as I am now in the witness protection program. Here is my story. Last year, during the recruitment process, one of my last houses was Delta Zeta. The whole week had been filled with sisterhood, good vibes, and overall very pleasant. But oh how that would change. Drastically. We were ushered in and there was some dude there, I found out later that he was a hypnotist. That's the last thing I remember. A couple of hours later I woke up after being waterboarded (a torture practice done to prisoners of war)and immediately was sworn into the DZ wolf pack. Yes you read that correctly, wolf pack. They were crawling on all fours, howling at the overhead light, and peeing on each other. One of the actives started sniffing up my bottom and that's when I knew I had to make it out of there. I army crawled my little heart out and nearly died, but I made it. Needless to say, don't get on a DZ's bad side...she may think you're her prey.